Warriors Roundup: The New Prophecy

Alright, Zippy and I have finished up the second Warrior Cats arc, The New Prophecy – believe it or not, there were surprisingly few sins from ShadowClan this arc. There are only two things from this arc that I would really consider sins:

  • Encroaching on ThunderClan territory by moving their scent markers
  • Taking no action to free a dying child from a fox trap

ShadowClan finally has a leader whose main character trait is something other than “evil” in Blackstar, and we finally get a non-villainous ShadowClan cat as a major character – Tawnypelt is one of six cats who go on an Incredible Journey-esque quest in the first two books. Although to be fair she is by far the least interesting member of the party: of the other five party members, three are POV characters (two of which are two legs of a love triangle), one is a prophesied hero who gets to make a heroic sacrifice, and one gets a forbidden romance plotline that lasts for like half the arc. Tawnypelt, meanwhile, gets…nothing? Seemingly her only narrative role is to wag her finger (paw?) at her brother Brambleclaw (PoV character and arguable arc protagonist) about following too closely in the footsteps (pawsteps?) of their dead evil dad. I get the feeling that the writers just put her in as a token ShadowClan cat in the party. #JusticeforTawnypelt

The structure of this arc was…strange. The first two books are split between the previously mentioned six characters going off on a generic travelogue adventure to “save the clans” and the way more interesting goings-on with the clans as things increasingly go to shit. Book three, the clans put aside their differences, unite, and pick up and move to a lake in another generic travelogue adventure narrative; books four through six are the goings-on at the lake as the clans split up and get back to their old bullshit – and it’s honestly way more engaging than whatever was going on in the first three books.

Like, there’s this plot in book four where the leader of WindClan realizes on his deathbed that his deputy (second-in-command and appointed successor) is a bit of a jerk and decides to appoint a new deputy with his dying breath. Problem is, the only cats there to witness this pronouncement are the ThunderClan leader, his old apprentice, and the new deputy [Onewhisker], who also happens to be a very close friend of the ThunderClan leader. Also, there are very specific formulas that are supposed to be recited to replace a deputy, and the old WindClan leader didn’t use the right formula. So obviously when the WindClan leader dies the old deputy [Mudclaw] thinks the deathbed change of heart is bullshit, that the ThunderClan witnesses are lying, and that Onewhisker is usurping leadership of WindClan, but the ThunderClan witnesses and Onewhisker are also conflicted because they don’t know if Onewhisker’s appointment is legitimate in the eyes of StarClan. What’s more important to StarClan, the old clan leader’s wishes, or the strictly legalistic truth of the matter? Nobody knows, so, there’s this fascinating dichotomy where it is genuinely unclear to both the characters and the reader who is the rightful leader of WindClan. Of course, everything gets resolved when Mudclaw tries to kill Onewhisker and subsequently gets crushed by a falling tree, which everyone interprets as him being smited by StarClan, but all in all, a genuinely interesting political fantasy plotline.

For me, the main strength of the franchise so far has been these political plotlines – and I’ve honestly been impressed by how well set-up the worldbuilding is to accommodate them. You’ve got four main factions, which is enough to keep things fresh (for example, you can make, say, RiverClan the ontologically evil clan for an arc.) The cats reach maturity in about a year, which means you can kill off a lot of characters (the average is probably 3-4 named character deaths per book so far) and take advantage of generational conflicts quickly (four major characters in this arc are the children of the first arc’s main villain.) StarClan diegetically exists but as mere observers rather than active participants in the world of the living, meaning there’s an undercurrent of mysticism that the writers can draw on. The Warrior Code is flawed in small but obvious ways that are great for sowing narrative conflict (cross-clan romances are forbidden, but there’s been one in both arcs.)

Zippy also wanted me to mention the series’ weird white savior undertones.

Overall, very happy with the series so far. I’d rank this arc slightly lower than the first arc because of all the quest nonsense in the first half but the second half is really strong. Next up: the Power of Three…

Originally posted 4/28/2025

Warriors Roundup: The Prophecies Begin

So, Zippy and I have been tearing through the first arc of the Warrior Cats book series at a rate of about one a day for the past week. The sins of ShadowClan in the first arc include:

  • Being ruled by an obviously evil patricide
  • Doing an imperialism (driving out WindClan and demanding tribute from RiverClan)
  • Exiling the only likeable ShadowClan character
  • Kidnapping
  • Child murder
  • Using child soldiers
  • Doing another imperialism (allying with RiverClan to try and drive out WindClan, again)
  • Dying of the plague (not really a sin, but I’m choosing to interpret it as divine retribution from StarClan)
  • Choosing the main villain of the arc as their new leader despite said villain being 1. obviously evil, and 2. not even originally from ShadowClan (I guess the internal candidates just weren’t shady enough)
  • Doing yet another imperialism (forcing RiverClan into a personal union, demanding the same from the other two clans, and bringing in an obviously evil group of outsiders as muscle to make it happen)

The only arguably good-aligned things ShadowClan did in the entire arc were drive out their first obviously evil leader and joining the alliance against the obviously evil group of outsiders in the final battle, but they screwed the first one up by choosing an even more obviously evil character as their subsequent leader (after a barely relevant interregnum) and the second one was their fault since they brought in the outsiders in the first place. I also think it’s telling that the only likeable ShadowClan character is an exile and all the bad guys in ThunderClan (aka GoodGuysClan aka the Gryffindor of Warrior Cats clans) eventually end up dead or in ShadowClan or both. Maybe this is another Slytherin situation where the perception of ShadowClan having any discernable traits other than “the bad guys” is something imposed on them by fans rather than something that’s present in the text. My boxed set for the second arc came in the mail today and I will be slightly disappointed if it’s just six more books of ShadowClan being moustache-twirling (whisker-twirling?) cartoon villains. Anyway, that’s my middle school book report.

Originally posted 4/23/2025

Warriors Roundup: Intro (Why Am I Doing This To Myself?)

I did not grow up as a fan of Warriors, the series of middle-grade novels about fighting cats published by HarperCollins by the totally real not-a-pen-name author Erin Hunter. For most of my life, Warriors has been just one of many media franchises that I’ve been just…vaguely aware of. All of that changed just a few weeks ago, when for reasons I can’t fully explain, I decided to take the official “What Warriors Clan do you belong in?” quiz and got sorted into ShadowClan, which, at the time, I understood to be the Slytherin of Warriors, aka OntologicallyEvilClan. As someone who doesn’t consider himself to be particularly villainous, I immediately had to know: why was I assigned to ShadowClan? So I did the only logical thing – commit to reading the entire Warriors series until I find a satisfactory answer.

So, join my cat Zippy and me as we endeavor to immerse ourselves in the word of Warriors. Will it be good? Will it be bad? Will it be just kinda mid and forgettable? Let’s find out…

A Note on Chronology

The first several Warriors Roundup entries were originally posted as walls of text in a Discord server’s Off-Topic channel. For posterity, I have noted their original post date there at the bottom of their blog posts.